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keyboards

programmable keyboards

  • A PROGRAMMABLE KEYBOARD CAN MOVE A KEY TO YOUR FINGER
  • a stupid keyboard makes you move a finger to the key
  • or worse to the mouse or a numpad
  • you can have layers of keys

why todays keyboards are absurd

  • your keyboard was designed by morons decades ago
  • the keys are all slanted this way \\\\
  • hands slant this way ///// \\\
  • humans rose to the top of the food chain because of thumbs
  • thumbs are like this / \
  • but your space bar is like this ____
  • your thumbs are not reaching their full potential
  • the reason the keys are slanted is a problem introduced by mechanical typewriters
  • someone moved all the keys randomely because there were metal bars under the keys
  • a real solution should have been to move the bars not the keys
  • computers are digital now there are no bars!